A suburb of Chester which is the equivalent of a modern day leper colony. Primarily consisting of local authority housing, The Lache is home to a blend of cock gobblers, smack rats, crack heads and benefit cheats.
"Look at the state of him, the slack jawed, buck toothed beaut. I bet he lives on The Lache"
"Jenny from The Lache is such a slag, I bet her fanny is a saggy as a chef's hat."