Someone who uses their
floor as if it's a closet. Meaning
they throw their
shit everywhere, but somehow seem
to know exactly where their
shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents
came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into
and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore
open and spread it back out. Her floors
like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"