1 definition by The Inverted Euphemism
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The structural integrity of a tortilla in a burrito. This is dependent on the rate of absorption of the delicious burrito juices. As the tortegrity degrades there is an increased danger of all the precious burrito-stuffs spilling out. Complete failure of tortegrity can result in sadness, injury, or death. STEVE: "Houston its not looking good up here, at this rate of decay we will have imminent tortegrity failure in a matter of minutes! I don't think we can save the rest of this burrito."
HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!" STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM) HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?" STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!" HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!" STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg) HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him! .... "Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?" |
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