Welcome to Highland park where
the rich get richer and the poor, well there are no poor. A place where
you can live in complete ignorance of the world
but still think you are helping to make
it a better place
. Please feel free to stop by our high school to meet our girls that
have been on the pill since 12 and our overly pretentious
boys who believe everyone wants part
of who they are. HPHS is a place where
you don't get F's, you get E's. Because in Highland Park
you don't fail, you'd have to be in the real world
to do that
. Here is a place where
people aren't out right mean to you, that
is unless you were to offend "what they stand for," but they speak to you with
ice in their voice.
is the Stepford of the real world
. Everything is so awfully perfect that
, only robots would
be a welcome replacement to the women that
the town casting their ideals on the "world
." The only
things more fake than
them are their bodies. Come to Highland park
to forget your real
worries and focus on...CLOTHS.
"Hey Joe have you been to Highland
"No Bob, I have decided to life a meaningful
"But Joe one visit can't hurt"
"Oh contraire Bob, step in Highland
Park and you'll be tainted forever"