Welcome to Highland park where the rich get richer and the poor, well there are no poor. A place where you can live in complete ignorance of the world but still think you are helping to make it a better place. Please feel free to stop by our high school to meet our girls that have been on the pill since 12 and our overly pretentious boys who believe everyone wants part of who they are. HPHS is a place where you don't get F's, you get E's. Because in Highland Park you don't fail, you'd have to be in the real world to do that. Here is a place where people aren't out right mean to you, that is unless you were to offend "what they stand for," but they speak to you with ice in their voice.
Highland Park is the Stepford of the real world. Everything is so awfully perfect that you would suspect robots, only robots would be a welcome replacement to the women that float around the town casting their ideals on the "world." The only things more fake than them are their bodies. Come to Highland park to forget your real worries and focus on...CLOTHS.
"Hey Joe have you been to Highland Park"
"No Bob, I have decided to life a meaningful life"
"But Joe one visit can't hurt"
"Oh contraire Bob, step in Highland Park and you'll be tainted forever"