1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.
1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.