The most pure form of a goon
. Legend has it that it was the first of its goon
species on our planet. As leader of the goon's
, it has the ultimate power to convert us normal humans into goon's
simply by flipping your pancake. Fear has been instilled coast to coast with goon outbreaks. If spotting any goon-like behavior please call this hotline.
In Rhode Island, one college student reported a spotting of the raingoon flipping pancakes at a party, trying to create a goon army.