2 definitions by The Dartmouth Kid

Top Definition
A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins
by The Dartmouth Kid August 13, 2011
A quag is a usually painful, violent expulsion of gas from one's penis. Quags usually only happen to transiet phillipino hookers, so be sure to watch for that next time you're out on the town.
Oh my god my hooker just Quaged!!
by The Dartmouth Kid July 07, 2011

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