Definitions by The Bombastic Blumptastic

san francisco 

the most blatantly homosexual city there is.

Q: How many straight guys in San Francisco does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Both of them

san francisco by The Bombastic Blumptastic May 26, 2003

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

blumpkinesiology by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

air jordan 

When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"

Man, last night I brought that dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see, just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking Air Jordan.

air jordan by the bombastic blumptastic April 29, 2003