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Cubans are Loud brown or pale people in which originally came from Cuba, Then fleeing to South Florida in a raft or inner tube. The males think that they are ''Macho-Men'' and accuse other individuals (other men) for being ''Pussies'' or most commonly ''Gay'', When in fact, they are not.

Cuban Women too, are Loud, and spend most time cleaning, cooking, and watching Hispanic television such as Univision or Telemundo. They wear ridiculously huge hoop earrings, colorful make-up, and tight bright clothing with sneakers or sandals including tied hair in a bun.

In Florida, 98% of Cubans and Cuban-Americans are found in Hialeah, were you can find cheap Cuban stores such as Valsan, and find cheap Cuban styled clothing at a pathetically low price. Dollar stores are at every corner, and traffic is non-stop.

Cubans have a religion that is mainly of raising and sacrificing animals such as smelly chicken or goat, and having an outrageous amount of stone ''gods'' in one room that includes rotting fruits, animal limbs, cake, candy, Machetes, a Virgin Mary statue, a San Lazaro statue, Poker cards and other ridiculous objects that churn your stomach when put altogether in one small room or corner.

(This information does not apply to every Cuban, Obviously. Just the majority)
Ex.1
Cuban male: OYEE!! QUE BOLA, MENG!
Individual: Yep, He's Cuban.

Ex.2
Me: I hate my Dad.
Freind:Why?!
Me: Cuz' He's cuban.
Freind: Oh Duh.

Ex.3
Cuban female: EEYY!! WHYY DEED YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR?! I WA' WATCHING CASO CERADO!
Individual: That's trash.

Ex. 4
Cuban male: OYE MENG! STOP BEENG SOOCH A GAY!
Individual: Who the fuck invited him?
by The Banana Girl January 29, 2011