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1.
A resident of Frederick County, Maryland, United States, esp. from having lived in the area for a long time; and meets one or more of the following criteria:

-considers him/herself a redneck

-is considered by others to be a redneck

-acts like a redneck

-lives on a farm

-talks like a hick

-works when they are not in school, esp. at the family farm

-does drugs

-has family who have lived their entire life in Frederick

-wears "farm clothes"

-hunts/wears hunting gear in public

-shows animals at the fair

-drives a pickup truck

-drives some type of jacked-up vehicle

-wears boots and clothes that have mud stains

-chews and snapps gum really loudly in public

-have not ever been outside of the town

-have never been outside Frederick County

-drives a tractor

-doesn't know manners

-Wears their pair of jeans with the 'small stain' on them, a plaid shirt, and nice boots as their "Formal Wear"

-drop out from school at 16 to work on the farm

-brags to everybody about guns

-was taught to use a gun at the age of three

Most Frednecks live in the outskirts of Frederick, and not in the City of Frederick (AKA Ghetto Town). One of the most common places to find Frednecks in Frederick is in the town and surrounding region of New Market, MD, Frederick County. Many Frednecks live in this area, and many go to Linganore High School, where they drive trucks and crash into light posts.

Frednecks. Now you know.
That guy (the Fredneck) you see wearing hunting gear in the store that chews gum while smoking while showing off a dead deer in the back of his pickup.
by That guy who laughs at em September 12, 2012