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2 definitions by Tex Davis

 
1.
Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...
As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.
by Tex Davis May 16, 2008
 
2.
1. A female cat's pussy.
2. An endearing term for your girl's special area.
3. A not so endearing name for a wimpy or easily scared individual.
My wife was shaving her puss-puss when she noticed our cat Muffy had something sticking out of her puss-puss; but my wife was too much of a puss-puss to see what it was.
by Tex Davis September 24, 2008