1 definition by Taozoo4u

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Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Matt does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.
1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
by Taozoo4u March 08, 2011

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