1 definition by Tagard McStone
A country located in Eastern Europe right next to Hoobastankia and Dumb-fuckistan. Grabania is the largest exporters of Prostitution and Murder. By murder they mean having a tourist pay 5 dollars and get a Grabania tank and an M14 and our allowed a killing spree of one hour.
Their leader who rules with a Platinum fist is Paul Grabania. An expert in Channing and /b/-ing.
In Grabania, corpse digs up YOU and has sex at 2AM.
Their motto: "Grabania. Hey at least we ain't as bad as Dumb-fuckistan over there."
by Tagard McStone Apr 24, 2007 add a video