(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.
(n) When a fat chick’s Facebook profile and albums contain nothing but photos of her and her skinny hot friend, leading prospective suitors to believe that she is in fact, the skinny hot friend. When approaching similar situations, one should note that statistically, 11 times out of 10, the profile belongs to the fat ugly chick. No self-respecting hot chick would ever risk confusion by including her fat friend in ANY of her Facebook photos, despite the latest ‘Tagging’ technologies.
Dude, epic failure on my part last night. I met up with this chick from Facebook—a total beast—yuckie, man.
Seriously? I thought she was hot.
Nope, turns out she was the other one.
Oh man, that's identity heft. You should sue.
(v) The act of slapping a vagina with a whip or belt. Duh.
Damn girl, my pussy hurts something fierce.
Really, why--you having a flare up or something?
No, Jeff was pussy whipping me all night last night.
(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
(n) A five-finger finger banging where the fingers do not form a fist but instead point forward meeting at the tips to form what appears to be a finch’s beak.
Damn girl, my coochie aches from that finch’s beak Rick gave me this morning.
(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.
Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
(n) A four-finger finger banging with sharpened or untrimmed nails.
While chewing his nails, Marty noticed his fingernails seemed a little fleshy. It was then he remember the puma paw he gave Jamie the other night.