(n) When a fat chick’s Facebook profile and albums contain nothing but photos of her and her skinny hot friend, leading prospective suitors to believe that she is in fact, the skinny hot friend. When approaching similar situations, one should note that statistically, 11 times out of 10, the profile belongs to the fat ugly chick. No self-respecting hot chick would ever risk confusion by including her fat friend in ANY of her Facebook photos, despite the latest ‘Tagging’ technologies.
Dude, epic failure on my part last night. I met up with this chick from Facebook—a total beast—yuckie, man.
Seriously? I thought she was hot.
Nope, turns out she was the other one.
Oh man, that's identity heft. You should sue.