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kif
(n): a gigantic mass of flesh of useless organic matter, a nub at life
(n): characterized by an overgrowth of cells, resulting in no possible movement
(v): to clog ungracefully, nullifying any possibility of movement
(v): to nub at life
(adj): nubbing at life
(adj): taking up three times the space of a regular human in terms of both length and width
I was late to class due to a kif being in the hallway

Time to stop kiffing around, fatty

You kiffed my toilet!

Boy: You''re moms so fat, she's a kif
Public: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!

Kif's so dense, he has his own gravity
by TJHSST June 22, 2006

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