2 definitions by THE Lesbian

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(Brit) Across the midlands and other regions of England, a "bird" merely means a female of the species. It has no other, more sinister connotations.
The plural is, naturally, "birds", but you wouldn't be stupid enough to call it a flock.
"Oi Pete, izzat your bird?" (in this instance it refers to the respondent's girlfriend)
by THE Lesbian December 08, 2004

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spanking the salami; like finding nemo, except with the whang.
"I can't talk right now! Lorn'sfinding Waldo in the middle of govt class and Foran's bout to get another grease spot on his head!"
by the lesbian March 08, 2004

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