Conisbee is someone who is sad and lonely, someone who is a player but sadly never gets any sex. Likes it from behind. Sometimes known as a sexual position among gays. Conisbee is someone who is lazy and has no life.
Conisbee is also a person who suffers from sweaty balls and chronic masturbation. This person will masturbate anywhere, including under his desk.
Also has a severe lack of social skills and intelligence.
Conisbee: Hiya! I've got something important to tell you.