Whatcom County Walrus. A large, hairy, greasy gay male who lives in the Pacific Northwest region or Whatcom County, Washington. This blubbery mammal can be found at local casinos and fast food restaurants bellowing and hulling up.
Whatcom County Walruses do not bathe regularly and tend to eat large quantities of greasy fast food. This may explain the massive girth of the animal as well as the thick coat of grease all over its hairy skin.
The WCW just went to McDonald's. He ate his cheeseburger so fast I amost puked.