Centre of the world. Only hated by bitter blue twats with no knowlegde of the word CLASS! offers rare and wonderful sites such as ME, Paki Johns off licence and the spice of life curry joint. Contains many drug dealers who dont want to 'cap your ass', peacefull as well as scenic!
Easy now, u got 2pac on tape bredbin, sell me a spliff we is in stretty now ya know.
Skank city ! features classic pick up joints such as JP'S and MAMBOs, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a shag, especially with ugly girls. This town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the shithole with a new shopping facility.
We all placcy gangstaaas, urmston is da place to get shite beer and oooogly laydees.