1. Any discussion
with someone when
they claim great
theoretical or hypothetical; not practical, realistic, or directly useful knowledge designed to make
themselves feel good, and to leave you feeling
like a sticky mess.
2. Any discussion
where claimed knowledge is discussed where the discussion
is of great
personal pleasure for the Academic Masturbator, but any others find it offensive and gross.
1. The public debate was railroaded
by some bigot that just spewed hours of academic
2. I hate having her in our study
group since all she offers is academic
Four Year Old Example: My daddy is better than your
he's a fireman. Besides, you're a poopoo
Dungeon and Dragons Example: There is no way your
3 hit-die Orc could kill
my level 3 Halfling thief! (four hour argument ensues)
Theology Example: The end is coming soon and God will kill
scum that heretically
believe that the earth is over
6,000 years old. Furthermore, I am NOT an animal!