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1 definition by Stephanie C. Garcia

Fed gov speak; to modernize, innovate; add bells and whistles to otherwise unintelligible and boring documents and/or presentations.
To quinnify or not to quinnify the latest data, tis the question? It all depends on whether we want the public to actually pay attention and learn something, or kill them with severe boredom.
by Stephanie C. Garcia February 22, 2008