n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.
"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.
"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.