1 definition by Stan Fred Schooler

Top Definition
n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.
"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.

"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"
by Stan Fred Schooler December 12, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×