1 definition by Stalactite Dick

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Amateur MMA fighter and ex-hooker busted in Operation Desert Divas, the largest prostitution sting in Arizona history. Lost her job as a detention officer while working for the notorious Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a result. Assumed new identity as a Christian/athlete/family woman and now denies any involvement in the crime, claiming her identity was stolen.

Sister of Dylan Ryder, star of classic films such as "Big Tit Christmas" and "Dirty Chicks Craving Meat Sticks".

Yeah, totally innocent.
Caught a nasty case of Jillian Lybarger from dat stripper at da club last night! Now my dick be oozin' & itchin' like cray.
by Stalactite Dick January 10, 2013

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