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Bob: Hey Jim, were you watching the Olympic swimming competition last night?
Jim: Yeah, did you see that hermathlete from Germany?
Bob: Hermathlete?
Jim: Yeah, I couldn't tell by looking at her whether she was a squatter or a pointer. Hopefully the blood testing will tell us.
Jim: Yeah, did you see that hermathlete from Germany?
Bob: Hermathlete?
Jim: Yeah, I couldn't tell by looking at her whether she was a squatter or a pointer. Hopefully the blood testing will tell us.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 10, 2012
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Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011
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Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011
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