Definitions by Someone With Common Sense

Chuck Norris 

A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor

Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*

Chuck Norris by Someone With Common Sense April 18, 2012