5 definitions by SmexyCitra

Top Definition
An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.
"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"
by SmexyCitra October 20, 2011
(n.) Nonsense or fallacy marked by particular stupidity that only a complete idiot could believe.
"Get off of my doorstep. Nobody wants to hear your mongslobber."
by SmexyCitra April 15, 2012
(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.
"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"
by SmexyCitra October 18, 2011
(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.
"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"
by SmexyCitra January 11, 2012
(n.) A massive, dark-skinned homonid female notable for its diet of fried chicken, near-incomprehensible speech, and unpleasant demeanor.
"That angus is waggling her finger at you! I think she's gonna charge!"

"Taiqua's really been putting on the pounds lately. She's turning into an angus."
by SmexyCitra October 24, 2011

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