Noun or verb
- to be a Bagheri or to do a Bagheri. Meaning
absolute shitness at any sport, especially
football. Characterised by a lack
of co-ordination, balance, skill or intelligence. Not having a fucking clue
what is going on. Often prone to scoring own goals as well. Attempted compensation of these deficits by the use of massive power and minimal accuracy
when hitting the ball.
Lame Wanktard, sorry, Frank Lampard misses ANOTHER
bloody sitter when playing for England by blasting it over/wide/nowhere near
the fucking goal.
1: Lampard's gone and done another
2: Lampard is more shit than Bagheri.
(A factual impossibility, though he's come