Noun or verb - to be a Bagheri or to do a Bagheri. Meaning absolute shitness at any sport, especially football. Characterised by a lack of co-ordination, balance, skill or intelligence. Not having a fucking clue what is going on. Often prone to scoring own goals as well. Attempted compensation of these deficits by the use of massive power and minimal accuracy when hitting the ball.
Lame Wanktard, sorry, Frank Lampard misses ANOTHER bloody sitter when playing for England by blasting it over/wide/nowhere near the fucking goal.
Example 1: Lampard's gone and done another Bagheri.
Example 2: Lampard is more shit than Bagheri.
(A factual impossibility, though he's come pretty close)