A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory
but before getting dressed.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling
the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop
in order to prevent unsightly jizz
stains from having much the same effect.
'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punch
ing Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood
, I had to crank one out
straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket
first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.