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Woofle
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<i>verb</i>
To be
indecisive
with
your dog
.
"Spot would have
understood
the command 'In or out, Spot!' had Stan actually gotten his fat ass
off the couch
and opened the
screen door
. Non-plussed by his owner's classic woofle, Spot peed on the stereo."
Woofle
by
Simon A
January 24, 2008
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