1 definition by Shemale HATER

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a chick with a dick. who the fuck am i kidding, damnit?!?!
its not even a chick, just a guy in some women panties. it is easy to tell a shemale from a normal babe: there oversized hands, huge adams apple, broad shoulders, and many other telltale clues. oh and if u like em, then ur GAY, no matter how much u claim ur straight. shemales are usually whores, but they only get gay guys pretending to be straight as "customers". found in urban areas, and parts of thailand. Most are just homo faggots that figure its okay to suck another guy's cock as long as they LOOK like a chick(which they dont). the rest are just bitches wanting some attention cuz girls dont like em. the poeple who like shemales are just closet homos that figure its okay to suck another guys cock as long as the guy looks like a chick, which he doesnt. They fucking disgust me. if ur straight like me, steer clear of these homo bastards.
guy 1: hey look at that hot shemale, she looks sexier than my gf

guy 2: okay man, 3 things: first, that is obviously a guy, look at those broad shoulders and huge adam's apple. second, u dont even have a fucking gf, u slut. and third, thinking that guy is hot makes u a fucking homo

guy 1: boohoo i am not gay! and i have a gf!

guy 2: whatever, closet homo.
(quickly runs to the nearest shower to wash off the homo germs that got onto him)

guy 1: hey shemale ur hot

shemale: thx. blowjob?

guy 1: okay!

shemale: 500 bucks

guy 1: wat! my allowance is only 25 cents!!!

shemale: no pay, no service.

guy 1: NOOOOOO everyone hates me!!!
(commits suicide)
by Shemale HATER June 26, 2007

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