2 definitions by Shakespeare my butt

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A large, well dressed and well groomed woman who, while weighing well in excess of a healthy weight, also exudes sexuality.

Co-Worker No. 1: Did you see Valerie today?

Co-Worker No. 2: Oh man, she looks fine. She is Big Sexy.
by Shakespeare My Butt December 27, 2005

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occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breasts.
Kim (yelling): Oh look out

Lorraine: Ewww, Patti just got a 7-11 pearl necklace
by Shakespeare my butt September 04, 2006

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