1 definition by Scotty 2 Hottie

Top Definition
Guys with unbelievably tiny penises. Small, and skinny, like a worm but with a Z and swermz.
Usually an asian guy, because they have tiny penises.

Can be used as noun, adjective, pronoun, any part of speech

"Look at my swerm"
"Thats a small swermz"
"At least i dont have a swermz"
"Swermzed"
"Thats pretty swermz"
"Hey Swermz, get us some burgers."
Glaucon: "Yes, Swermz, i Agree."
"Seth you have a tiny penis" Also swerms
by Scotty 2 Hottie May 11, 2006

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