1 definition by Scorched Earth

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1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.

2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.

3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.

4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.

5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.
Look at that bitch Red with his hands up in every picture... thinks he is MMA but that fool ain't nothing but a stand-up fighter.
by Scorched Earth April 12, 2010

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