Wir sind alle Tomsexual
We are all Tom sexual
Guy: Hey, so what do you say you and I go out this weekend?
Girl: Sorry, I'm Tomsexual.
Guy: What does that mean?
Girl: It means get a german accent, some baggier clothes and dreads or cornrows, learn to play the guitar, and *then* we can talk.
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