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Noun: where a person, usually a teenage boy, fakes illness to stay home from school or work, then proceeds to masturbate in each room of the empty home
I faked being sick at school so I could get home and start my junior high vacation.

Joey: Why isn't your brother at school today? Is he sick?
Johnny: He's not sick, just horny. He's at home on jr. high vacation.
by Sassy Apples January 11, 2010

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