1. Unintelligent high school age children who pretend to actually know something about music despite the fact that they have never picked up a musical instrument, nor have they composed a song in their entire existence.
They spend all of their free time outside of school at this horrid place called "the mall" doing drugs with their friends, talking to their twenty-two year old faggot ringleader while he "works so god-damn hard" at Sam Goody for $7.25 an hour. Many of them also use this time to break up with one another, cry over it, and then "lose it" in a big storm of angst-ridden bravado to impress the Sam Goody guy. see also faggot
2. People who name-drop bands but don't own any of their albums. Having them on your IPOD or burning the CD still does not count because you are a grab-ass piece of shit who will not support the artist.
1. This girl Charly and her boyfriend that I sent to the hospital. He was only 16....
2. xIxMxQuEeRcOrEx: OMG, I totally love underOATH... but G.B.H is teh sex!
fuckyouwithaknife: Really? Do you prefer G.B.H's City Baby Attacked By Rats or Ha Ha?
xIxMxQuEeRcOrEx: Uh, I just like, downloaded some of their, like songs off of the like, net because I like, saw Lars Frederiksen wearing their shirt in like, the liner notes for his like, self-titled album with the bastards. Like, Sam Goody doesn't like, carry their CDs so like, I've never like, heard those albums and stuff.