2 definitions by Sana Kurata

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Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.
FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t
by Sana Kurata April 21, 2009

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an acronym for "for those of you who give a fucking damn" used for efficiency reasons
disclaimer:ftoywgafd, I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE OR ANY OTHER ANIME! BECAUSE IF I DID I WOULDN'T BE WRITING A FANFIC!
by Sana Kurata December 31, 2008

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