2 definitions by Samuel Datu

Top Definition
When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.
some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.
by Samuel Datu March 17, 2007
When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.
I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.
by Samuel Datu March 17, 2007
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