Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks
a month,5 days
a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They
teach that the only life there is:
School. Teaches you basic
math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They
tell you that you can accomplish anything as long
as you believe. Also
where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them
is where the shit
add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they
make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language
arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit
'',says the teacher. They
teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers
atenntion. You'll probaly need this
because the subjects they
make you write about
are so boring that who'd read them
anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice
versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole
, wannabe funny
guy, anime freak
, or scene
poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms
and the normal people like you.All
of your hopes
and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers
and students alike.If your
lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first
or if not a real
one) who will eventually dump
you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently
a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles
.the main point
of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly
you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make
friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod
or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap
your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail
and spend another
horrible year in hell.
~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what
in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might
just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back
to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
John: Hi Bob wanna
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with
hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!
Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings
freinds with another
guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8
year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am
cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed
is knowing what
x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont
, your going to fail at life
and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets
Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont
care about your future . Im so lonley please