The 144k sequestered
Witnesses testifying in the longest trial in history. They're not supposed
to talk about the trial but can't help themselves and won't shut up about it. At the kangaroo courthouse
the defense will
Cross-examine the hostile
Witnesses and then call the Methodists to the stand to discredit all of Jehovah's Witnesses. Whether Kato
Kailin is to testify is still uncertain, nonetheless, the trial is expected to wrap up around
the year 3030 with Judgement Day sometime in April, however the JW legal
almost certainly appeal the decision and demand a re-trial.
Headline: "Christmas Cancelled Again!! Persecution to call Jehovah's Witness #133,411 next week." also: "Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower
leaflet discovered in chambers - Judge Judy
to Step Down"
In Other News: "Muslim Jihadi explodes onto the scene, siezes the lead in the race to heaven - #144,001 enters
Pearly Gates as Donny & Marie's bicycles
are damaged by mysterious bombing excommunicating
them out of the race - Utah outraged."
Today: "Burning Bush
singes eyebrows during pagan oil and fire
ritual and false idol worship of wealth and power"