Ruhbee!'s definitions

Title 9

A well-deserved lashing(physical or verbal) issued to a female.

This is not to be confused with wife-beating, spousal abuse or unwarranted attack. A "title IX" occurs when the actions of a violent or disrespectful female are reciprocated with the same reactions a man would have received.

Jerry: "Hey Steve, what the heck happened to your girlfriend's eye? She looks like she got dominated!"

Steve: "Oh yeah, she slapped me the other night during an argument so I issued her a title 9. She's not getting any sympathy from anyone(despite her best efforts) so I think she learned her lesson...."

by Ruhbee! May 8, 2008

20th hole

A prostitute, specifically one fulfilling their role in an Executive Round. This occurs when 18 holes of golf are following by drinks at a local bar(19th hole)and then by a sexual frolic with a professional.

Pardon the limp, I suffered a major calf cramp at the 20th hole on Sunday and it has been knotted up since.

by Ruhbee! January 20, 2009

Googol

A pack of mallrats, gang members or hoodlums. Any large group of unimpressive people.

Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.

1. While overweight, pasty and mute, Erica aspired to be more than an extra in movies and hoped her racy clothing would gain her notice over the rest of the googol.

I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.

by Ruhbee! January 28, 2009