step 1: you, and some friends go get completely obliterated by Russian Standard Vodka
step 2: take your freshly drank bottle of vodka and make sure there's one or two drops left in the bottle.
step 3: "accidentally" pour the remaining droplets of vodka into the unsuspecting individual's eyes.
Step 4: Tape bottle of vodka to person's face and have them look up in the sky
Nikkita: So me and some friends got completely trashed last night
Drajil: so what, that's what we do that every night
Nikkita: yeah but we got our friend to do some Russian Astronomy,
Drajil: that must've burnt his eye like a stare from Stalin himself!
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