An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:
1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.
2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.
3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.
4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.
5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.
6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.
7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.
8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.
9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.
10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.
11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.
12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.