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2 definitions by Roberto McMeaty

 
1.
The act of being forcefully fist raped by a midget.
Man 1: Did you hear about John?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a peaknuckler last night.
Man 2: Sucks to be him.
by Roberto McMeaty March 15, 2009
 
2.
To be defecated upon by a clown.
Dude I got my brother a Happy Crappy for his birthday, he totally hates me now.
by Roberto McMeaty March 15, 2009