1 definition by Robert Beefson

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Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
by Robert Beefson December 19, 2009

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