1 definition by Reverend J.T. Homeslice

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The absolute truth proven by it's own contents read by conservative arts grads (people with hunting licences) which is widely known by it's readers to be completely absurd. Howerver, sed readers accept it do to the wide range of other readers who believe it only because the highly unlikely consequences of sed book being true (eternal hellfire). This is known as the best option theory. In reality anything goes and one idea is just as good as another since the principles of metaphysics are unknowable, therefore readers of the bible choose to formally declare it's principles as truth to keep the best possible outcomes on their side.
*Judgement day comes and trumpets sound

Rev. J.T. Holmes: No accountability Mothafucka! hell yeah! Metaphysical game theory for the motherfucking win! you should have read the goddamn rules before you showed up at reality atheists! anything goes! you choose the fucking best option for your self interests, not the one that makes the most sense idiots. Best case scenario me, heaven. Worst case, dust. Best case scenario you, dirt, worst case, hell. hahahahahahah. Better get to that black hole you love so much or lou ghericks disease won't be the worst of your troubles... shoulda read the bible.

Stephen Hawking: Fuck you.
by Reverend J.T. Homeslice May 01, 2011

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