1 definition by Raúl E. Fernández

Top Definition
A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
by Raúl E. Fernández November 15, 2007

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