1. An item, often knitted or crafted, which
is intended mainly for covering
the penis when not in use.
2. A euphemism for the vagina.
3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends
him, often spending too much time with him.
1. My girlfriend crocheted
me this awesome penis
cozy for my birthday!
2. My little brother's hyperactive
sex drive always finds him chasing the penis
3. Man 1: Is Dave coming
to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis
cozy. I wish
she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.