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The Porn Capital of the world, but for many people that live there; that's nothing but old news. People in the Valley don't consider themselves living in The City of Los Angeles (smelLA) but in the San Fernando Valley. Outsiders believe that the SFV is just populated by white people, however the eastside is heavily dominated by hispanics (Give it a couple of years and the westside too)

On the southside of the Valley, one can find many shopping centers, porn studios, a city within a city ... and mostly populated by white people. This is the place were you can find them "Valley girls"..

In the westside many neighborhoods are dominated by white people, excluding Canoga park. Other then the malls and movie theater.. theres really nothing to do. The westside is filled with stuck up girls, rich sluts trying to keep it lowkey, however the valleys pretty small so eventually word gets around. One can also find a large population of Asians and Arabians.

In the Eastside, Evil side by far..
Home to Gansters and hoes. The Eastide is home to many "G" neighboorhoods such as Pacoima, Sylmar, Panorama, North Hollywood, Sun Land, Lake View, Van Nuys, and the city of San Fernando. The Eastside is populated mostly by mexicans. Black people are scattered everywhere in the valley but mostly found in the neiborhood of Lake View, nevertheless some black people found their way down into the city of Pacoima, increasing gang violance.
Someone from SmelLA: Where you from???

Someone from the Valley: Fuckyou homie, This is the valley, Big Bad Ass 818...
by Promethaziner September 28, 2009