Definitions by President Tsedreek

Shcholjujya 

The dialect of Russian spoken in the micronation Republic of Shaya. The micronation is situated throughoutaareas in Canada. Mostly situated in the Winnipeg/Kenora/Banff area, and mostly in parklands. The main languages of the Republic of Shaya are Shcholjujyan, Russian, and English.

Dan: I'm going to learn Shcholjujyan this weekend.
Sam: What? Shcholjujya?
Dan: No! I'm moving to the Pepublic of Shaya!

Shcholjujya by President Tsedreek May 2, 2009